autismserenity:

tangentqueenofdragons:

tangentqueenofdragons:

tangentqueenofdragons:

tangentqueenofdragons:

tangentqueenofdragons:

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

Behold the fistbumping lesbians

Jsyk this thing could wake the dead

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

Me rn

I did some googling. Apparently Starbucks has more caffeine in their coffee than most places. So a grande drip coffee there is 330 mg of caffeine, instead of 180-230 or whatever.

The articles that I saw mentioning this all cited 400 as the safe daily amount of caffeine, although none of them said why.

The espresso has more too, 89mg instead of 67.

So this drink has 623 mg of caffeine.

Technically, you’d also be going all Blurrily Accelerating Lesbian Skeleton if you had two grande drip coffees there.

But where’s the fun in that?

shrubfeast:

shrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

crazy-brazilian:

lemonsharks:

teenakp:

Our theme is “responsibility” at my school right now, and many students have made posters. This one is my favorite:

A+ VENOM CHARACTERIZATION

effemimaniac:

wiremxther-deactivated20230819:

europeans have types of racism i didn’t even know existed

you can drive for two hours in europe and pass through 17 different types of racism

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

penis-peeper:

I think disabled people deserve high income for free forever with no strings attached and I’m not kidding

disabled people deserve basics. but we also deserve to go on vacation. we deserve splurging on a $50 video game every once in a while. we deserve nice meals and nice clothes and nice things. we deserve a nice candle. and fancy soap.

disabled ppl deserve to be comforted by human impulses like the rest of y’all

lol remember when people were getting pissy about my idea of ‘nice things’ and ‘disposable income’ because it was just describing their everyday life and that’s not glamorous

meanwhile I wrote this post living on my best friends couch living out of a suitcase lol

spidertams:

I’m coming home now, I’m coming home 🕷️

animentality:

sacred-portal: